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30 Responses to “Waking up in the morning (man vs woman) joke”

  1. wiehanne Says:

    lol.. this is oh-so-true, though I don’t apply so many things. :P

  2. Mark Says:

    That hits things right on the nose. Great Joke Stumbled it too!

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  3. Haha yeah. My dad had to lie to my mom about the time of almost every event, coz it took her so long to make up etc and they were still late lol :)

    and thanks for the stumble, Mark

  4. Rogue Says:

    Ahahahaha! Mike! This is Hilarious! I was guessing it at the start… but not all women is t
    like that. I can run in 15 minutes doing all thse..ahihi!

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  5. iLovPH2 Says:

    Oh! And that scratching thingy! Ahahaha! LMAO to that! I know it’s the truth but this joke still makes me laugh so much!

  6. BPO Says:

    totally true! hahaha love the art!

  7. Jaz Says:

    Ah, sometimes that’s true. Sometimes, it’s the guy who is doing all that stuff before going to work. LOL! It is funny. Thanks for sharing.

  8. LOL! Enjoyed that! Terribly sexists but funny nevertheless.

  9. Fiona Says:

    I definitely do not apply that many stuffs LOL although I do wake up way early than my departure time haha…

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  10. Well I know a few girlfriends who take only about 15 minutes to prepare :)

    But most of them are…. like on the pics though, lol

  11. jaccua Says:

    I’m putting this up in my blog - linking back to here!
    I take only 30 minutes to get ready though. :-p

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  12. EA Says:

    FUNNAY!!!!!lol, i was like wtf? and their ready to go. very true lol

  13. Bukator Says:

    Why did he get up so early???…haha

  14. AntiQuest Says:

    This is only really true of “normal” couples, for goth’s it’s reversed, because male goths have to sort out their make up, their chains, cuffs, clothes, etc. Particularly true of the more elaborate outfits. I’m always the second one ready…

    Also the scratching in the morning is kinda hard for a man in my position :P (Who sleeps in bondage :P). However this is kinda true of most other people, but it misses the guy suddenly needing the toilet when fully dressed.

  15. mrsleep Says:

    Meh. Not all goths are high maintenance pretty boys.
    Only takes me about 15 minutes.

  16. grubin Says:

    Anyone who wears THAT much make up needs to take a step back and realize that not even clowns need so much.

  17. eric Says:

    For today’s installment of “It’s Funny Because It’s True”…

    This isn’t funny or original.

  18. no man Says:

    i feel retarded from taking the unnecessarily long time to finish this gay ass comic. Fuck the Asian writer that decided this was funny.

  19. Ryan G Says:

    So very very true.

  20. Puneet Says:

    good joke … infact its very true and real …

    woman are always time consuming and then get late too…. lol.. funny one ..enjoyed the post and stumbled too ;)

  21. Navjot Singh Says:

    Great Joke! Too Hilarious and very true indeed!

  22. Cruise To Alaska…

    Nice. thanks for sharing!…

  23. Mr. Panda Says:

    If it takes longer than 5 minutes, than it’s taking too long.

  24. Escoofield Says:

    Lol they don’t take a bath ? :)

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  25. hahaha… nice jokes………

  26. Paul Says:

    This is exactly why women are subjugated and abused by men. If they didn’t insist on doing these stupid rituals that only other women care about (but that they do as an excuse to please men) and focused more on bettering themselves they could manage to get equality. Too bad they are deluded by each other, themselves, and the media into thinking that failing at life and succeeding at appearances is more important than living.

    • Although I have to admit, some businesses grow because of the “attractiveness” of the women (sales promotion girl, etc)

      Whether you like it or not, that’s how men look at women; although personally I prefer women who don’t put make-ups (or at least a bit is fine)

  27. hahahahaha.. so true!

    stumbled and liked..

  28. ioni Says:

    A bit sexist, but funny :)
    THank you for the morning smile!

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